I think I will be smooth like this:
But honestly, I should be expecting this:
Of course a DA wouldn’t think about false confessions, they’re too wound up in conviction rates.
If/when my biological clock started ticking and I had a moment of insanity in which I thought “I should have had kids”
I will wipe my tears with all the money I didn’t have to spend on a shitty kid
Firstly, I hate children! Anyone with a brain should have known I was the last person that should have taught lessons to this monster.
I don’t know what to do with this thing.
20 minutes later it is still crying…
The mother can’t hear me…
Kid keeps crying but I think
This story has no resolution because I can’t drown a child without serious prison time.